"I already have a sweet ride and all the shoes I could ask for. All I really want for Christmas is a big, fat cock in my pussy. But I'm not going to get that because I've been a bad girl. I'm grounded for sneaking out with my boyfriend, so no dick for me. Good thing my girlfriend got me an early birthday present. It's this big ol' dildo. It doesn't compare to the real thing but it'll hold me over for now."