Hey Anna, I bet guys hit on you all the time. What's the funniest line they ever used?
"I was walking my dog one day at the park and a guy on a bench said, 'I like your legs. When do they open?' Another time at this party, a guy came up to me, licked his finger, touched my shoulder and said, 'Now let's get you out of those wet clothes.' It was way too funny but it also kinda worked."
Did you end up fucking him?
"Yeah, we actually wound up having sex in the same spot as where I lost my virginity a few months ago--down by these railroad tracks behind my old school. He fucked me doggie-style until I came!".