Welcome to our mag, El!
"Yeah, thanks. Listen, I'm doing this on a dare from one of my girlfriends. We were up late hanging out and we got into an argument over which one of us was more punk. I'm obviously way more rebellious than she is. I have the look down, and I'm way more wild and free-spirited. She looks like a fuckin' princess and acts like it, too. So, she and I get into an argument and I blurt out that I've taken naked pictures for my guy friends to jerk off to. She raises the stakes by telling me that she's put pictures online for everybody to see. So then I said, 'Oh yeah? Well, I'm scheduled to shoot pictures for a fuckin' magazine, and guys are going to jerk their cocks right onto my pictures.' She was just blown away and I won the fight. Of course, then I had to find you guys to do it.