Are you eating that popsicle because it's hot outside?
"It is hot outside, but that's not why I'm eating this popsicle. I have an oral fixation, and I need to be constantly sucking on something. I don't have a cock around, so the popsicle will have to do. I'd much prefer a nice, big dick though."
Do you give good head? How did you learn how to suck cock?
"I don't want to be cocky, but I've been told that I give good head by a lot of guys. The way I learned was from practicing on dildos and watching porn videos and getting advice from my more experienced girlfriends. We used to have slumber parties and see who could stick a banana the farthest down their throat. At the time I couldn't even get a banana half way down without gagging, but now I can swallow the whole thing! It just took some time and practice before I learned how to control my gag reglex. Now I can swallow a cock down to the balls.".