Embrace Your Flatness

"Honestly, I've stuffed my bra before. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but it's true. It backfired, because one day that I had stuffed my bra I unexpectedly hooked up with some guy. He put his hand up my shirt and was like, 'What is this?' I wanted to die! But then he started sucking on my nipples and my pussy and I felt better. I was reassured by his huge boner and the way he fucked the shit out of me that being flat is okay!"