Hey, Alexis. How has the new school year been so far?
"It's been good, but hard! I just started college and I really want to do well. I almost failed senior year because I was too busy screwing around with boys and partying. I was a typical popular cheerleader and I got a lot of attention from the guys. Now that I'm in college I want to do well and prove to everyone that I'm not just some dumb blonde. I can be smart, too!"

So what's your plan to stay on track?
"I've been studying and doing all my homework, and it's all pretty easy. I'm trying not to go on too many dates, and that's the hard part! I do think about guys a lot. So when I feel myself getting distracted I just masturbate and it calms me down. I'm sure it'll only hold me over for so long. If I can wait it out till winter break I'll be good!"

Are you going to go on a fuckfest once the semester is over with?
"Yes, and I'm totally looking forward to it. I'm making sure I get good grades so getting some dick at the end of the semester will be my reward for being on point! During the winter break I'm going to have as much awesome sex as possible, because when the spring semester starts I have to turn back into a prude. I never used to masturbate but now I don't have much of a choice!"