We heard that girls who have dimples above their butts can squirt. And we also noticed that you have those dimples. So do you squirt?
"Um, I don't think so. But maybe I just haven't met anyone who's fucked me good enough yet. I mean, I've had really good sex, but maybe I need someone who can really take me to the next level to get me to squirt. I do get really wet though. So wet that I leave a spot on the sheets. It's annoying to have to change them after sex. I just want to go to sleep! But I'll admit that sometimes I don't change the sheets after I soak them. I'll just move to a dry spot and fall asleep there. I don't think I'd be able to do that if I squirted though. I couldn't fall asleep on super-wet sheets. But that wouldn't stop me from squirting if I could. If I knew what would make me squirt, I'd totally do it. I'm all for having better sex and cumming really hard. Even if it leaves a mess!"

Maybe you should get to practicing.
"Well, now that you told me that girls with dimples above their butts can squirt, I'm totally going to try. It must be so cool to be able to ejaculate like a man. Is it a turn-on for a guy to get squirted in the face by a girl? 'Cause I so want to do that now! Where's my dildo? It's time for me to get down to business!"