Welcome back, Chloe. How have you been since we last saw you in the Jan. '14 issue?
"I've been great. I got a new job as a secretary and receptionist. It's just a part-time job to help me along through university. It feels so grown up having to dress business casual to work. The best thing about it, though, is my boss. He totally makes me cream my knickers. He's probably about 32 or so, and he's so hot. I can tell he works out, and he just seems so strong, confident and authoritative."

Have you let him know that you're into him?
"Oh, goodness no! I'm way too shy for that. I can barely speak whenever he comes around. I turn into a stuttering fool with a wet spot between her legs! It's terrible, really. I would love to work up the nerve to ask him out, but I don't have any experience with older guys. Instead I just settle for playing with my fanny in the office when I work the later shift. The first time was just for kicks, but now I'm hooked on rubbing one out whenever the office is empty."

Have you been interested in anyone else besides your boss?
"He is my biggest crush right now, although I did shag another guy in the office. That was just for fun. I'm not really interested in him, but he keeps asking me if I want to hang out again. I just can't do it. I'm so paranoid that my boss would find out and think less of me, or that it would ruin any possible chance of us hooking up. When I slept with that guy I was imagining my boss the whole time! He thinks I had such a good orgasm because of him, but um...not really! It was 'cause of my boss!"