Big Red

Glad to have you back, Pepper! You must really like getting naked, huh?
"Are you kidding me? For fuck's sake, I've got the best job in the world! I've always been kind of a free spirit. I'm always the first one to skinny dip in the pool, and I've never been shy to change in front of my friends--girls or guys. I think women should be allowed to go around topless just like guys. At first I guess it'll be a little annoying with all the dudes ogling us, but after a while, it'll just be normal and tits won't be as big of a deal. But I wouldn't mind being one of the first to go around topless since I'm already used to guys staring. Plus I might end up picking up some hot guys and girls like that. We need more nudity in the world!"

You're all about getting to the point, aren't you?
"I just don't get why people are so hung up on silly things when they could be having so much fun. I'm a hot girl, so I figured why not show off what everyone's already wanting to see? I'm providing…