Shoplifting Slut

"The best thing about being a girl is that you can get away with almost anything. I once got caught stealing from a fancy department store and got out of it by fucking the security guard. I grabbed his crotch and he was willing to let me go for just a blow job. But once I felt how big his package was I didn't just want to suck it, I wanted to fuck it, too! So he fucked the shit out of me and when he was done he blew the biggest load I've ever seen all over my face and body. He said he was inspired by my flat chest."